PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh irst time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai. MAMU: Oye, maar...
View Articlebole toh yeh Ford kya hai
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh...
View Articlewoh apnay bachpan ka dost
CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh...
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CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT:...
View ArticleGandhi Jayanti ke baray mein
PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?...
View ArticleApun dono ka dosti
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai, Jhakz bole to, apun hira 2 moti, Apun sabji 2 roti, apun pani 2 tanki, Apun tarzan 2 monkey. Related SMS/Text Messages: MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan...
View ArticleMamu, tu kitna pada hai
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A. MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta? Related SMS/Text Messages: MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan...
View ArticleA Wonderful Super
Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper – ZabardastXtra-Badiya – Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*
View ArticleMere Kitne SMS mile
Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut saare? Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi! Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye – Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
View ArticleKya mast air chal raele
Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
View ArticleTum apun ko itna sms
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai.. Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai.. Kya iske peeche koi plan hai.. Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai.. Related SMS/Text Messages: Apun dono ka dosti Apun...
View ArticleAbe circuite bata
Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka? Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.
View ArticleApun bola narak
God puchha kidhar jaane ka maangta? Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon? Tum saala dost log udharich milega. Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga. Related SMS/Text Messages: Tum apun ko...
View ArticleKya mamu apun ki yaad nahi
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal! Related SMS/Text Messages: MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan...
View ArticleApun ek sher bolega
Apun ek sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night.. Related SMS/Text Messages: Tum apun ko itna...
View Article7 wonders of the world
7 wonders of the world. Bole to 1. apun, 2. apunki smile , 3. apunka estyle, 4. apunki face, 5. apunka nature, 6. apunka msgs, aur 7. bole to TUM apun ka friend. Related SMS/Text Messages: Nothing in...
View ArticleChanda mama so gaye
Chanda mama so gaye, Suraj Chachu Jage, Subah ho gayee mamu… bole to Good Morning
View ArticleAbhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender Circuit Bhai! Related SMS/Text Messages: bole toh...
View ArticleBole to ekdum jhakas style
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka, Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai , Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya? Related SMS/Text Messages: bole toh yeh Ford kya hai MUNNA BHAI:...
View ArticleTera bahot memory aa rela tha
Tera bahot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega
View Articlesabse smart koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM sabse strong koun: TUM in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM Related SMS/Text Messages: Those who are too smart Those who are too smart...
View ArticleTaeray ko nahi pata kay
Taeray ko nahi pata kay apun ko yeh looove pay yakeen nah aarela is liaay apnun ko piyaar kar love nahi Related SMS/Text Messages: Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?...
View ArticleKya re!Aasmani kabutar!
Kya re!Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos
View Articlemunna bhai mbbs
Apun tera dost, Dost bole to bhai, Bhai bole to Munna Bhai, Munna Bhai bole to MBBS, MBBS bole to Doctor, Doctor bole to kya? Bole to chal chaddi utaar Injection lagane ka. Related SMS/Text Messages:...
View Articleimaginary wife
A poem for bachelor boys: Aisi apni wife hot, 5.5″ jis ki hight ho, Chehra jis ka bright ho, Weight jis ka light ho, Thori si wo quiet ho, Beauty multiply by twice ho, Favorite color white ho, Makeup...
View ArticleAy-Mamu
Ay-Mamu Apun Tere Sath Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hai B0le To Ek Dum Khalas Agr C0mpr0mise Kerne Ka Hai To 6-7 Jhakaas Se Sms BheJ DaaL Warna Khalas.! Related SMS/Text Messages: Mamu, tu kitna pada...
View ArticleYe Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle
MUNNA BHAI: “Ye Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle PatientKo Behosh Kyun Karte Hain? CIRCUIT:”Bole Tou Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Isliye.” Related SMS/Text Messages: Propose karne ka ek...
View ArticleAb itni night ko apun tere ko
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko Kisi film ki kahani sunane K liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k Tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le.. Related SMS/Text Messages: Tum apun ko...
View ArticleChanda Mama so Gaye
“Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji Shuru ho gayi MAAMU. ”Good Morning” Related SMS/Text Messages: Chanda mama so gaye Chanda...
View ArticleAbhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender… Circuit Bhai! Related SMS/Text Messages: Abhi bole...
View ArticleTeri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy Jaisy
Teri Dosti Sala Apun Ko Itni Pasand Hy Jaisy Ullu ko Raat Dentist ko Daant Gadhy ko Laat Raja ko Gaddi Kutty ko Haddi Aur Aur Aur Nangay ko Chaddi. Related SMS/Text Messages: Ab itni night ko apun tere...
View ArticleGandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho
PROFESSOR Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. Related SMS/Text Messages:...
View ArticleChand toh raat ko nikalta hai
MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? Related SMS/Text Messages: Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti Us shakhs...
View Articlebole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi”
Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi” Related SMS/Text Messages: Bole to ekdum jhakas style Bole to...
View ArticleApun wishing you a wonderful Holi
Apun wishing you a wonderful, Super-duper, Zabardast, Xtra-badhiya, Xtra special, Ekdum mast and dhinchak, Bole to ekdum jhakaas “Happy Holi“ Related SMS/Text Messages: Apun wishing you a wonderful...
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