PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh irst time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai. MAMU: Oye, maar...
View Articlebole toh yeh Ford kya hai
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CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh...
View ArticleBapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot
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View ArticleGandhi Jayanti ke baray mein
PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?...
View ArticleApun dono ka dosti
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai, Jhakz bole to, apun hira 2 moti, Apun sabji 2 roti, apun pani 2 tanki, Apun tarzan 2 monkey. Related SMS/Text Messages: MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan...
View ArticleMamu, tu kitna pada hai
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A. MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta? Related SMS/Text Messages: MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan...
View ArticleA Wonderful Super
Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper – ZabardastXtra-Badiya – Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*
View ArticleMere Kitne SMS mile
Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut saare? Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi! Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye – Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
View ArticleKya mast air chal raele
Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
View ArticleTum apun ko itna sms
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai.. Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai.. Kya iske peeche koi plan hai.. Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai.. Related SMS/Text Messages: Apun dono ka dosti Apun...
View ArticleAbe circuite bata
Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka? Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.
View ArticleApun bola narak
God puchha kidhar jaane ka maangta? Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon? Tum saala dost log udharich milega. Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga. Related SMS/Text Messages: Tum apun ko...
View ArticleKya mamu apun ki yaad nahi
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal! Related SMS/Text Messages: MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan...
View ArticleApun ek sher bolega
Apun ek sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night.. Related SMS/Text Messages: Tum apun ko itna...
View Article7 wonders of the world
7 wonders of the world. Bole to 1. apun, 2. apunki smile , 3. apunka estyle, 4. apunki face, 5. apunka nature, 6. apunka msgs, aur 7. bole to TUM apun ka friend. Related SMS/Text Messages: Nothing in...
View ArticleChanda mama so gaye
Chanda mama so gaye, Suraj Chachu Jage, Subah ho gayee mamu… bole to Good Morning
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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender Circuit Bhai! Related SMS/Text Messages: bole toh...
View ArticleBole to ekdum jhakas style
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka, Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai , Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya? Related SMS/Text Messages: bole toh yeh Ford kya hai MUNNA BHAI:...
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