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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh irst time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai. MAMU: Oye, maar...

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bole toh yeh Ford kya hai

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh...

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woh apnay bachpan ka dost

CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh...

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Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT:...

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Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?...

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Apun dono ka dosti

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai, Jhakz bole to, apun hira 2 moti, Apun sabji 2 roti, apun pani 2 tanki, Apun tarzan 2 monkey. Related SMS/Text Messages: MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan...

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Mamu, tu kitna pada hai

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A. MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta? Related SMS/Text Messages: MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan...

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A Wonderful Super

Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper – ZabardastXtra-Badiya – Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*

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Mere Kitne SMS mile

Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut saare? Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi! Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye – Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!

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Kya mast air chal raele

Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele hai Shaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

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Tum apun ko itna sms

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai.. Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai.. Kya iske peeche koi plan hai.. Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai.. Related SMS/Text Messages: Apun dono ka dosti Apun...

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Abe circuite bata

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka? Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

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Apun bola narak

God puchha kidhar jaane ka maangta? Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon? Tum saala dost log udharich milega. Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga. Related SMS/Text Messages: Tum apun ko...

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Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal! Related SMS/Text Messages: MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan...

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Apun ek sher bolega

Apun ek sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night.. Related SMS/Text Messages: Tum apun ko itna...

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7 wonders of the world

7 wonders of the world. Bole to 1. apun, 2. apunki smile , 3. apunka estyle, 4. apunki face, 5. apunka nature, 6. apunka msgs, aur 7. bole to TUM apun ka friend. Related SMS/Text Messages: Nothing in...

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Chanda mama so gaye

Chanda mama so gaye, Suraj Chachu Jage, Subah ho gayee mamu… bole to Good Morning

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender Circuit Bhai! Related SMS/Text Messages: bole toh...

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Bole to ekdum jhakas style

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka, Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai , Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya? Related SMS/Text Messages: bole toh yeh Ford kya hai MUNNA BHAI:...

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